If you drink hot water, wear slippers indoors or shop at Asian supermarkets, you may be Chinese, according to the internet. 如果你喝热水、进家门换拖鞋或者爱逛亚洲超市，那么按照网络上的说法，你可能是中国人。 You might be thinking, “I’m not Chinese,” but your race is beside the point. Think of “being…